Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Pick me, Pick me not

Posted below is a list that was sent to me earlier by one of my friends(doctor-wannabe's). This list, filled with nose-related-terms, will definately give you a better understanding on some of the medical terms used on TV hits like House, M.D. and Grey's Anatomy.

Nose Picking Glossary

THE KIDDIE PICK: When you'r by yourself and uninhibently twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is there is no limit.

CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK: When in the presence of other people, you wrap forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.

FAKE NOSE SCRATCH: When you make believe you've got an itch but you'r really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT: You do it so furiously, and for so long your probably entitled to dessert.

SURPRISE PICKINGS: When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
AUTOPICK: The kind you do in a car when no one's looking.

PICK AND SAVE: When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and than you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

PICK AND ROLL: No explanation needed.


PICK AND STICK: You wanted it to be a "PICK AND FLICK" but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

PAYDIRT: The kind when you remove a piece of snot so big it improves your breathing by 90%.


At Thursday, December 08, 2005 9:26:00 PM, Blogger Eternity said...

i've caught many doing the autopick. yeah so there may not be anyone IN the car looking, but there're lots of others OUTSIDE of your car who can look in!

At Friday, December 09, 2005 8:25:00 AM, Blogger humblewarrior said...

:-), I believe that's why it's called autopick...pick when needed regardless of who's watching...hahahah


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