Pick me, Pick me not
Posted below is a list that was sent to me earlier by one of my friends(doctor-wannabe's). This list, filled with nose-related-terms, will definately give you a better understanding on some of the medical terms used on TV hits like House, M.D. and Grey's Anatomy.
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK: When you'r by yourself and uninhibently twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is there is no limit.
CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK: When in the presence of other people, you wrap forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.
FAKE NOSE SCRATCH: When you make believe you've got an itch but you'r really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.
MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT: You do it so furiously, and for so long your probably entitled to dessert.
SURPRISE PICKINGS: When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
AUTOPICK: The kind you do in a car when no one's looking.
PICK AND SAVE: When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and than you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.
PICK AND ROLL: No explanation needed.
PICK AND FLICK: Ditto.
PICK AND STICK: You wanted it to be a "PICK AND FLICK" but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.
PAYDIRT: The kind when you remove a piece of snot so big it improves your breathing by 90%.