Sunday, November 06, 2005

A good worker

Don't ever let this happen to you ok. Have a fun weekend!

Job Review(Richard Walters)
One day, a project leader was asked to submit a review of one of his employees. He wrote the following:

"Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found

hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without

wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be

classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be

promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

executed as soon as possible."


Regards - Project Leader



Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the project leader:

"Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I
wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only
the odd numbered lines for my true assessment of him."


Regards - Project Leader



10 Comments:

At Saturday, November 05, 2005 11:52:00 AM, Blogger glutton rabbit said...

Warrior,
The program leader is very funny *LOL* . Strange of him to write the message this way...

 
At Saturday, November 05, 2005 7:03:00 PM, Blogger Furkids In Hong Kong said...

Hahaha, another funny one.

Thanks for the laugh. Have a great weekend too!

Cream

 
At Saturday, November 05, 2005 7:22:00 PM, Blogger Chen said...

Hahhaha... this is a good one =))

 
At Sunday, November 06, 2005 2:58:00 AM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

oh god. that's the beauty of language at the right punctuation or paragraphing..lol

 
At Sunday, November 06, 2005 5:57:00 PM, Blogger le_papillon said...

this is interesting~ ^_^
that shows the versatility of language~

 
At Sunday, November 06, 2005 6:30:00 PM, Blogger kukukucinta said...

hahaha this is one hilarious entry that cracks up my day!

 
At Monday, November 07, 2005 1:53:00 AM, Blogger Candyfeehily said...

hahah very nostalgia. i used to write that way when i was in highschool.

 
At Monday, November 07, 2005 2:09:00 AM, Blogger day-dreamer said...

What a intelligent and creative way to write such a report!! Cool!

Oh right. I haven't forgotten about the tag. So, take it as a reminder. =)

 
At Monday, November 07, 2005 5:07:00 PM, Blogger Mickell said...

I don't quite understand the joke ;p

 
At Monday, November 07, 2005 8:29:00 PM, Blogger Winn said...

Having to work with project leader like this is very dangerous indeed.

Its like putting ur head on the chopping board waiting to be slaughtered anytimeee......kakakaka

 

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