Friday, October 28, 2005

The verdict is in.

Is having a job similar to doing time in a minimum security prison? To many of you who just looooooveeeee working, here's something for you!

Prison versus Work (By KJ Fowler)
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you are just ball-and-chained.

In prison you get your own loo.
At work you have to share.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work we have managers.

9 Comments:

At Friday, October 28, 2005 1:15:00 PM, Blogger Bee said...

hmmn... with such attitude, no wonder crime is rising.

 
At Saturday, October 29, 2005 2:16:00 AM, Blogger Furkids In Hong Kong said...

That further assures me that being a canine sure beats being human.

Woof!

Cream

 
At Saturday, October 29, 2005 10:47:00 AM, Blogger Winn said...

seems like Cream has got better life compare to all of us...envy lah!! HMM~~

 
At Saturday, October 29, 2005 8:12:00 PM, Blogger sÞ¡ηηєє said...

life is always in a prison. be it at work or not...sighz

 
At Sunday, October 30, 2005 1:29:00 AM, Blogger Hiao Auntie said...

yes i am a prisoner at work and a slave at home...

 
At Sunday, October 30, 2005 6:58:00 PM, Blogger kukukucinta said...

hmmm i am lucky not to be in a desk-bound job! i hate walls...

 
At Sunday, October 30, 2005 6:59:00 PM, Blogger Cynthia said...

hmm.. 50% 50%.. im happy at work =) no complaint so far.. probably need pay rise!! LOL

 
At Monday, October 31, 2005 1:47:00 AM, Blogger day-dreamer said...

*putting on a thoughtful look* Hmm... I can't help to agree with what you've posted, as I'm one year nearer to the working environment. Arghh!!! Don't make me dread it!

 
At Tuesday, November 01, 2005 8:34:00 AM, Blogger Gumboo said...

woof... i am a belove pup, no worry on the job and tax paying...

 

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